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Gooning Together > Gooning Alone

My husband left his best friend in the hotel room with me alone

I traveled for work and my husband staid home…. I was so alone

Last night I had a sleepover with my best friend, just like old

So horny and wet alone in my hotel room and used an old friend

One more night alone in the fancy hotel room and all I can thing

I pranked my bud by booking a hotel for us and dressing up like

There was only one bed in the hotel room for me and my friend…

Would this end up happening if you had to share a hotel bed with

We went with my girlfriend to an Electronic Music party, we met

My husband really shouldn’t have left me alone in the hotel