Thicker than day old oatmeal [/u/sirearljeffries]

Thicker than a neutron star

Thicker Than You Thought

Thicker than a 3 Musketeer

Thighs thicker than a bar of snicker

Thicker than a snicker...want a taste?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thicker than a snicker

Thicker than a snicker for you😜

I’m a mature thicker than a snicker

I bet I’m thicker than your mom