Thought she was gonna claw my arm..

"For 18 years I’ve raised you, watched you grow, thought you

You thought you were gonna get to see her belly? Nope, she’s

thought I’d get into my sluttiest outfit for you, did I pass?

Bigger Than You Thought Reveal

you really thought I was gonna show you my perfect tits just

I thought we were gonna watch anime, then this happened

Wait you thought i was gonna let you fuck me? Your dicklet is

“I have a surprise for you” the wife tells me pulling out

I had never experienced the pleasure of eating squid until I

Poor guy thought it was gonna be an easy win.

Thought I’d post this dude said he was gonna jump and shoot