🥪On lunch break swing by subway to get something to eat but

Trying to be sexy while eating lmao

shot too far, had to clean it off the wall lmao

I....I'm speechless.

Pros in dating me: I will send you videos like this when you're

A collection of FLIR footage from AH-64D Apache Gunships in support

imagine being my roommate and just walking in on me like this

imagine being my roommate and just walking in on me like this

jumpscare alert! lmao

Dick sucking monster

lmao VAL?!💀😂 Also PS: this one goes out to all the ladies

Can’t believe I said that! Lmao 🤣