[s/b] why waste time with your boring gf when you have such a

[s/b] blackmailing your big sister is so much fun!

[s/b] your big sister just graduated!

[s/b] your big sister wants you to spend the night with her!

[s/b] sneaking into your big sister's room every night is so

[s/b] your big sister loves getting you to cheat on your girlfriend

[s/b] your big sister is full of surprises!

[s/b] your big sister can't afford to keep buying a new bra everytime

[s/b] your big sister is such a tease!

[S/b] You're not too busy to come say hi to your big sister,

[s/b] you're not too busy to come say hi to your big sister,

When shes busy or not in the mood my big sister doesnt care if