Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

could i sit on your face instead

would you let me sit on your face if i asked nicely?

On my way to sit on your face!

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

I need a face to sit on...

Would you let me sit on your face?

Im only 98lbs, can I sit on your face?

Shut up and let me sit on your face

Lemme sit on your face 🥵

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

You allow me to sit on your face daddy?