Please resist the urge to lick your computer screen... we're

New hire? Proceed to the rear entrance... 😉🍑 (Mid-thirties

let me show you where your tongue should go

Don't knock...just open my office door and cum on in 😉 (Mid-thirties

You were late for our meeting, so I got started without you.

HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they

When I'm interviewing someone and they ask about the benefits...

If you've never eaten out your boss, you aren't working for me...yet!

Let me show the paradise to you

New employee? Let me show you what you'll be doing every morning...

Don't knock - just open my office door and come on in 😜 (mid-thirties

If you need a break from work, you can masturbate in my office