I am looking to use someone's face as a chair

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'm going to use your face as my chair, check my profile to see

Looking for a face to use as a chair

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it

You are going to love when i use your face like a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!