BRB, don’t go anywhere. 🤠🥃

BRB, don’t go anywhere. 🤠🥃

Hasta Lasagna, don’t get any on ya. 🤠🍺

I never knew almonds had nipples. 🤠🍺

Work hard, play hard🤠🍺 (51)

Accessories make the outfit 🤠🍺 (51)

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing

Everyone needs a shower buddy 🤠🍺

I hope your weekend is really swinging 🤠🍺

The lady on pump 3 apparently likes shiny, silver things 🤠🍺

Can I get anyone a refill? 🤠🍺

‘tis the season for Shweaty Balls. 🎅🎄🍺

More fun to unwrap than a new pair of socks 🎅🥂(51)