I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I'd rather sit on your face if you let me

On my way to sit on your face!

On my way to sit on your face!

I need a face to sit on...

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

any volunteers let me sit on their face?

On my way to sit on your face!