My wife used magic to turn me into a woman because I said it’s

Who wants to come over and make my big floppy 7.5” flaccid

Wait for my crossed-leg gap when I turn around

Turn them into mommy milkers!

don’t worry, I will turn around and show you the other half

Trying to turn some older guys on tonight. Did it work?

Not to worry, we both got a turn with all of them

Not to worry, we both got a turn with all of them u/lexileeof

don't worry, I turn around 😏

Don’t worry. I turn around

And that’s how you don’t have to worry about another pregnancy🥵(definitely

Finally, some vitamin D.