You would never guess what I did while holding myself up on this

Since no one's gonna fuck my thighs I guess I'll have to do it

I tossed a coin into a wishing well and wished to myself that

Well.. I guess this sweet pussy ain't gonna eat herself

As friends started showing up to my pool party, someone challenged

Getting bored touching myself, I guess extra hands would come

Oops you’ve caught me touching myself…… now you’re gonna

26f Bf isn’t back in town for Valentine’s Day. Guess I’ll

If a Milf is alone at home with no one to fuck her, will she

Daddy’s at work. Guess I’m gonna have to lather myself up.

So this is how it's gonna go...you get comfy under my desk, and

Christmas presents from Hubby have really changed over the years,