I want your face to be my chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

Prepare your face because I have no chair here

Your face is looking like a great chair

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Looking for a face to use as a chair

May I use your face as a chair

Mind if I use your face as my chair?

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it