Why do I make your wife work overtime? Because I fucking can,

“Dayum bro! why didn’t you tell me your lil sis is this flexible?

I was wise enough to say no to my friend whenever she wanted

My mom tried talking to the bullies at our vacation hotel pool,

You wonder why your girlfriend brought you to her ex-boyfriend's

My Dad was rather lazy, and never got any house work done. So

Be honest…have you ever fantasized about eating out your best

After my mother died, I became a huge gym rat and got a few tattoos.

Have you ever jerked to your friend’s mom?

Frankly I was flattered when my Mom’s friend thought of me

[M4F] The friends, moms, and sisters of every girl I've ever

I'm that girl you don't bring home to mom and dad [24 F]