I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to use as a chair

Looking for a face to ride…

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

May I use your face as a chair

Looking tasty enough to have your face here?