I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to put this on :p

I'm looking for a face to be my personal chair 🍑🪑.

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Let me use your face & cock as my chair instead of this one

I'm looking for a face to sit on.. Any volunteers?

Hi… I’m looking for a face to smother

Your face is looking like a great chair

Looking for a face to use as a chair

Can I use your face as a chair?

Looking tasty enough to have your face here?