I’ll seat on your face

Can't find a seat, can I sit on your face instead?

Would you mind if I took a seat on your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face would be the perfect seat

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Could i take a seat on your face with my jiggly butt?

i need a seat, is your face available?