I wanna use your face as a seat

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a seat, can I use your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Mind if I take a seat on your face?

Could i take a seat on your face

Your face is going to be my seat

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat? [f]

Just about to take a seat on your face!

I wanna use your face as a seat