My best friend offered to pay for my appointment at the swap

I told my daughter not to throw a party but saw she did anyways

My roommate needed a date to his cousins wedding. Well… after

I can posses anyone I’ve ever kissed. I needed to take my mind

You were always my favourite person to pick on, which is how

When my mom left for a trip, we found her spell book. We were

(RP) Game night with the guys has been much different since you

you had really done it this time. you were a pretty toxic boyfriend,

[RP] I used to be a personal trainer before I hit a rough patch.

[RP] My parents always wanted a girl, but they had 5 sons. I

There’s something weird going on with the local hooters…

I'm in this bind because I suck at comebacks! Seriously! My wife