I just need somebody’s face to sit on :)

uhh hi im new here, is your face.. uhm I mean is that seat taken?

May I take a seat on your face good sir?

i need a seat 🥺do you think i could sit on your face ? 🤭

do you mind if i take a seat on your face?😋

I need a Seat , your face will do ♥️

Your face looks to be suitable for a seat.

Do you mind if i take a seat on your face?

would you sacrifice your face so I can take a seat?

I need a seat, can I borrow your face?

Your face is the perfect seat

May I use your face as a seat?