I think this asshole is trying to say you something... guess

So I went on an early morning hike with a friend of mine, and

When I found out my girlfriend was cheating, I was distraught.

It would be so much fun if I could fuck my own ass. Guess I’ll

I guess you can say I had some [f]un dreams….

can you guess what I'm reacting to?

I guess you could say I’ve got more booty than a pirate

Say hi if you’d hit 🍑 x

Say Hi if you’d like to be behind me rn ;)

Did someone say Easter? 🎄

My teachers say I need to multitask better… wanna help me practice?

My sex life has been so much better ever since I moved in with