I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm gonna sit and squish your face without any apologies

Would you let me sit on your face?

Would you let me sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on...

Would you let me sit on your face?

Daddy, I want to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face