Ready to sit in your face

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

Looking for a face to sit on

Would you let me sit on your face? 😇

You asked me to sit on your face, ready now?!

On my way to sit on your face!

I'm looking for a face to sit on. Volunteers?

I need a face to sit on...

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I need something to sit on Maybe your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face