My Doc asked me why is my asshole so loose. Can this be the reason?

When my friend texted me saying he was feeling down, lonely,

It's best for fatty butts to dance on your lap.

Daddy asked me to sit on his lap today

I wanna give a lap dance 😈

Did you ask for a lap dance ?

who wants a lap dance?

is this what you meant when you asked for a lap-dance?

Lap dance

Lap dance or dick dance

(f)18 Can I practice my lap dance skills on you

Can I practice my lap dance skills on you ;)