My hobbies include picking up dog poop and kicking off sprinkler

I got a surprise hiding inside, can you guess?

Guess I'll just handle it myself!

Can you guess my favourite colour?

When it comes to porn, there are all sorts of different genres

hump day post work

ive put on some weight from the holidays, i guess it went into

Clouds and stroke

AAAAND HERE WE GO ...MMM THEM LADY LUMPS!!!

Guess my size

Can you guess what I am craving here?

Can you guess what do I cook? 🙃