I got degloved.

Opened up my peanut shell to find not one but TWO…

I was the 708th person to like this video

hard at work

Idk...

Me eating a banana without peeling it

This strip club has no cover charge

i was gonna pick my food when this happened...

I stepped on snow

I scrolled through instagram for a few seconds (blurred for privacy)

Me beating my meat

John Cena caught me watching him masturbating in public and NOW

#PalmReveal