Im About To Use Your Face As A Chair Can I

Your face is my new chair, deal?

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

You're face looks like a comfy chair

I just wanna use your face as a chair ;)

The Utter Shock On His Face

Use my face as a chair

May I use your face as a chair

If I use your face as a chair, would you like that?

What if I replace my chair for your face?

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it :)

I could use your face as a chair