My roommate knew I hadn't had sex with my new gf in the month

This gentleman decided to run down Main St yesterday in his birthday

Fucking in the woods—check. Facial—check. Forgetting the

In my apartment parking lot… should I drive like this to run

bit of a run on the treadmill

Dared to strip in a busy parking lot. I run (f)ast at the end

Had to run some errands, is this shirt okay ?

Today, my girlfriend and I went to an Ikea. Some worker was running

Go on a run with me

Had to run upstairs to grab something

I know how to have fun in the parking lot before I run errands

Heading out to run some errands. You coming with?