May I use your face as a chair

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face? [OC]

Prepare your face because I have no chair here

Could I use your face as a chair

Let me use your face as a chair

Maybe today I'll use your face as a chair... it all depends on

May I use your face as a chair?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Can I sit on your face babe?