Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

I wanna sit on your lap 😋

Lap dance or dick dance

It’s getting cold outside, I need someone to keep me warm

bellies consuming so much of my lap

Lap dance or dick dance

Come sit on Santa's lap and tell me if you've been naughty or

bellies consuming so much of my lap

bellies consuming so much of my lap

bellies consuming so much of my lap

is this what you meant when you asked for a lap-dance?

bellies consuming so much of my lap