Anal doesn't count

Doesn't count as cheating at all

You certainly are a distracting sissy!

Your girl certainly seems to know some new moves...

She certainly likes her nights out with the "girls"

It doesn't count if i'm in costume

They certainly do

Her new trainer is certainly doing wonders

She certainly knows how to save on cream

The new pants certainly make it look like that

She certainly is a size queen

And she certainly sent you the video...