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Replace memories with pornography.

Stay ready.

Alone with Porn.

Nirvana is a real place.

Stupid gooners are best gooners.

Turn off your brain.

Turn your friends into gooner zombies.

Listen to your blowjob coach.

Don't waste your talents.

Mommy milkers make you stupid.

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