Can I bounce it on your dick instead?

Instead of getting out of bed I’m gonna hold this vibrator

That's how I'm gonna use your slut

My daughter got mad at me and said if I hook up with another

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

She said she was gonna take me out for my birthday but she had

It's gonna be our little secret I promise

She said she was gonna take me out for my birthday but she had