Can I wear your shirt instead!?

Your daughter sent you this as a father's day present and decides

Got bored of playing games, now I'm gonna play with step-bro's

Gonna take that booty to the nudie dimension?? (f)

Just know I rather ride you instead

which one of you is gonna come get behind this ass?

I was feeling sick and wasn’t able to go to the Halloween party.

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

I was gonna make you pancakes but decided on tacos instead

Was just gonna play video games in bed, but my girlfriend made

She said she was gonna take me out for my birthday but she had