I got you a present!

Do I quality as being the best present for you, this Christmas?

if you're horny, say yes for a naughty present!

Just like this Daddy, your present is open already and the only

You would ask me for a Christmas present ?

Say yes if you are over 18 and wait for my present

Say Yes if you are over 18 and wait for my present

If I were your Christmas present, would you unwrap me slowly

If I were your Christmas present, would you unwrap me slowly

say 'hi' if you want a Christmas present tonight

i'll ask Santa for an early booby present to anyone who says

Here’s a present for you