2 simple rules. 1) Never drink more than your girlfriend at any

You'll never make her cum like he can!

Your tiny faggot balls could never impregnate me... now my bull

You could never fuck her this good

She never dresses up for you

She'll keep sucking her best friend and never fuck you

And he’ll never let you forget it

It hurts because she never blew you like this

Long distance is never easy. But there's no way some frat guy

Your friends can never turn down your wife

You knew things would never be the same again, and so did she.

Never again