My ex left me because he thought that i got too fat… Hope I'm

As a wedding present I knocked up his wife before they left for

He left me full of cream 🍦

Wrapped like a juicy present for you

Left a present for the husband of this hotwife 😈

My friend called us to give his boyfriend a birthday present

Early Christmas present from me to you 🎁 🙊

She left her boyfriends family and dressed up as a present so

You've got one present left to open 😶

I have a present for you babe 😘

Only a couple hours left of my birthday, let me sit on your face

do you prefer my right or left asscheek? ;)