Who wants to eat some cake for brunch

You really can have your cake and eat it too.

Could you eat all of this cake?

Let them eat (my) cake!

Preparing some cake or cream pie for Christmas

What would you do if you found me under your Christmas tree?

Fuck me under the Christmas tree

Your Christmas tree is ready for you.

Eat me like a Christmas tree cake

Eat me like a Christmas tree cake

Eat that sweet goth ass

Turned 33 today 😇 You think you’re hungry enough to eat