The holidays aren’t quite over yet... I think there’s one

Just sitting in this crabapple tree, smoking a joint, and [f]lashing

Call me a maple tree, cause you'd tap me, eh? [F25]

Do I need to be punished for having my tree up before thanksgiving?

Day 16 o[f] Nude Advent: too broke to buy baubles, so I decorated

Stroking the christmas tree [f21, m35]

I would climb (F)auci like a tree 💦

The Christmas tree isn’t the only thing I decorated this year…

Pussy lit up like a Christmas tree 🎄 (f30)

I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree

I'll climb on you like you a tree

Oh hi, don’t mind me just sorting out the Christmas tree