Porn is a lifestyle.

Porn allows you to be the cuckold.

Dream of Porn.

Invest in your Porn addiction.

Lock the doors and spend time with Porn.

We're forever bound by Porn.

Avoid work, watch Porn.

Porn has broken you.

Porn is hungry, feed her gooner.

Porn is grinding your mind to dust.

Porn is relentless.

"No! I'm with Porn right now!"