eat me instead of your thanksgiving leftovers

It's your Christmas present instead of a ps5 :D

It's your Christmas present instead of a ps5 :D

meet me in the upstairs bathroom at the Christmas party. I’d

Can't sleep so I played with my boobs instead 🤭

It’s Christmas everyday in this house

This Christmas, bad guys will have an asshole instead of coal

I think I’d be your favorite gift to unwrap this Christmas

Come unwrap your Christmas gift [41] 😈

Sorry I forgot your Christmas present babe, here's these instead

Unwrap the gift of 50% OFF this Christmas, new subscribers only

maybe christmas cake instead of christmas cookies