Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Can I sit on your face? My cheeks are really soft

come sit down, I've got an early Christmas present for you 😘

My hips become so big when I sit

Can I sit on your face? My cheeks are really soft

I'd like to make an appointment to sit on your face please

Can I sit on your face? My cheeks are really soft

When I sit on your lap and feel something hard forcing its way

your face looks like a good place to sit

Oopsie! Didn't want to sit on your face!

I’m looking for a good place where I can sit, can I use your

I wish I could sit on it rn