If any of my friends are having a birthday and are still virgin,

Let’s give your tongue a workout

here's your early christmas present! ;)

You wouldn’t be able to pull out😈

I love when you got off school early and give mommy a nice big

would you be happy with me as your early xmas present?

Got you an early Christmas present!

ill let you open your Christmas present early

She gives him an early Christmas present: Her throat

The only thing harder than my nipples would be you trying to

Your Valentine's Day present came early...I hope you don't mind

Would you give me a full body massage?