Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

if i sit on your face will you eat my ass??

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Who’s face can I sit on? 😏

Let me sit on your face all day

Can i sit on your Face

Oopsie! Didn't want to sit on your face!

Oopsie! Didn't want to sit on your face! Now you have to leave

On my way to sit on your face!

I want an older man's face to sit at

I need to sit on someone's face