Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Wanna come sit in my lap while I'm gaming?

I’m going to sit on your face and you can only come up for

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

Come sit on daddy’s lap 🍆😈 [m]

come sit on daddy's lap

any Santa here for me to sit on his lap?

Come sit on my lap ;)

Come sit on my lap ;)

Come sit on daddy’s lap 🍆 [m]

Let me sit in your lap?

Come sit down on my lap