Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a seat, can I use your face?

Can I use your face as a seat?

Your face would be the perfect seat

Excuse me, sir! Can I seat on your face?

Can I seat on your face?

Let me seat on your face with my soft cheeks ;)

I need to take a seat on your face

Let me seat on your face

Your face is about to become my seat 😈

Just about to take a seat on your face!

Hope you don’t mind me using your face as a seat like this