Lord Dominator Christmas Surprise (Gifdoozer) [Wander Over Yonder]

I sucked off the Amazon guy last Christmas

Got an early Christmas present for you in my joggers, come unwrap

I think I’d be your favorite gift to unwrap this Christmas

Would you like to unwrap me for christmas?

I think I’d be your favorite gift to unwrap this Christmas

Merry Christmas, you can unwrap me now

Merry Christmas.. I offer you my virgin ass this year

Ready to unwrap your Christmas present?

Merry Christmas from the definitely not virgin Mary, her wonderful

Wanna unwrap your Christmas present? 🎀

who wants to unwrap me on christmas morning