You’re just an afterthought to your wife, you can’t compete

Who’s on clean-up duty this morning?😈

I love being on clean up duty

I LOVE being on clean up duty!

I love being on clean up duty

Got to keep this Texas dadbod clean 🧼

My wife said we were going to a party and I was to get a drink

You're on clean up duty

I'm always on clean up duty

Is it clean up duty the best part? My husband loves to reclaim

Would you follow another mans creampie or do you prefer clean

Picture your wife bent over for BBC—would you want sloppy seconds