You’re pretty jealous of your douchebag roommate. Your girlfriend

you invited your boss over for dinner hoping it would help you

You thought that your ex would be devestated when she found out

You arrived home to find her covered in oil in her lingerie resting

You asked your girlfriend to peg you. She told you she’d only

You woke your roommate up after stumbling in from the bar. You

You asked your wife's bull to be gentle with her. He told you

You had told me you always found my wife attractive, so one night

You came instantly when she told you that she cheated on you!

“Told you the possession spell was going to work, why else

You saw the way your girl looked at your friends and she told

Tell me a number and I told you which hole you win