I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Your face is my new chair, deal?

Thick in all the good places. Your face looks like a good chair

Does your face want a massage?

Whose face can I use as a chair?

Wanna bury your face in it?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

May I use your face as a chair?

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it